Inspired
by her brother's, Nikki's latest masterpiece.
Enjoy!
Chapter
One
Once
there was a berry. He was about your age. His name was Uncleberry.
Uncleberry lived in a garden. He had lots of berry friends to play
with. One day, Uncleberry found some chalk! He wanted to play with
the chalk. So he walked over to his friends, Boysenberry,
Girlsenberry, and Raspberry. He was sure they would like to play with
it too.
But Uncleberry’s friends looked sad. When he asked them why,
Boysenberry said, “YOU are DIFFERENT, Uncleberry! I mean, nobody’s
ever heard of a berry called Uncleberry!” Puzzled, poor Uncleberry
turned to Raspberry. “That’s because you are a FREAK!”
Raspberry yelled. “You don’t belong here, and you never will
until you can prove you’re normal!” Now Uncleberry wasn’t
confused anymore. Uncleberry was mad. Uncleberry was very mad.
Have you ever seen a berry get mad? Well let me tell you: it is NOT a
pretty sight. First the berry heats up until it’s burning hot. Then
it starts screaming, and then spinning around in circles very, very
fast, like a figure skater on a sugar rush. And then, if the berry is
hopelessly angry, it steams up and-here’s the awful part-it turns
into a FRUIT SMOOTHIE! Fruit smoothies, as you probably know, are
horrifying concoctions made up of the flesh of innocent fruits whose
only crime was getting too angry. And Uncleberry was VERY angry.
But
luckily for Uncleberry, Uncleberry had always been told by his elder
berries that he should always control his emotions, and never get
very angry. So Uncleberry took a deep breath and ran away as fast as
he could. He ran and he ran, until he realized that since he was a
berry with absolutely no arms or legs whatsoever he in fact couldn’t
run, and it would defy logic to do so. “I can’t defy logic,”
Uncleberry said to himself. “Only a truly twisted and evil berry
would ever do that!” So he stopped.
Suddenly,
he noticed another berry running. He realized it was Girlsenberry,
his only friend who hadn’t yelled at him in the past 5 minutes. So
he called out, “Hey, that’s defying logic, you know that right?”
Girlsenberry, was a little irritated (“I was hopping, not running,
there is a difference!”) but nonetheless she stopped right next to
Uncleberry.
“Listen,”
she panted,” You…are...destined…for…great…things!”
Uncleberry was confused. Now that Girlsenberry had caught her breath,
she began to explain more clearly. “Uncleberry, there is a
prophecy: once every thousand years, someone is born-or grown-who is
destined to save the galaxy from the evil Sith! And that someone is
you!”
Now
Uncleberry was even more confused. “Wait, Girlsenberry, who’s the
Sith? And why do you think that I’m the one to stop them?”
Girlsenberry almost smiled, until she realized that berries couldn’t
smile any more than they could run, and that she was probably really
irritating whoever made that stupid rule about not defying logic, and
then she quit smiling. “I don’t think; I know. Haven’t you ever
noticed how, you know, different you are from other berries? And,
haven’t you noticed how strange things happen to you sometimes?
When you’re scared, maybe? Or angry?”
“You’re
crazy,” Uncleberry retorted, but Girlsenberry was quick to back up
her theory. “Remember that one time, when you were being chased by
the bully berries at the park?”
“Yeah,
but what does that have to do with”
“And
you jumped so high that you landed in the top of a tree?”
“Well,
I don’t know about”
“And
how about 5 minutes ago, when you ran away from Raspberry and
Boysenberry? Doesn’t that defy logic? And we all know that nobody
can defy logic, so”
“But
weren’t you doing the same thing?”
Girlsenberry
was exasperated. “I was hopping, which berries can do without
defying logic, not running! I already told you that!” Then she
noticed that she was starting to heat up, and, not wanting to become
a fiber-rich cold beverage, started to slow down. “Listen,
Uncleberry,” she began. “Within you, you have the power of the
Force. You have to get a starship flight to Coruscant, and ask the
Jedi Council to teach you the ways of the Force so you can become a
Jedi. Then you will go on a mission to stop the Sith from taking over
the galaxy.” Uncleberry was stunned. “But-but-how do I get a
starship flight to Coruscant?” Uncleberry stammered. “And, come
to think of it, how do you even know all this stuff?”
Girlsenberry
stood erect. “The flight will come later,” Girlsenberry said in a
grand, yet brisk sort of way that Uncleberry hadn’t heard before.
“As for your next question, well, my name is not really
Girlsenberry.” Uncleberry stared, then flinched, then stared at her
some more. “My name,” Girlsenberry said slowly, “is Jedi Master
Girlsenberry.”
Nikki is "homeschooled"
during the times she is released from her sentence of 12 long years
of public school in Huntington Beach. And, I believe, an incredibly talented writer!